Sunday, July 6, 2014

More Stack Overflow Spam

This one was kind of cute...
hy..i am a girl aged 15..i did a bet with my college freind that on this vacation i will loose my weight and will probally become as slim as a pencil...she said ok if you failed then i will tell this all to the whole class and everybody will make a big laugh on you...as i had given 2 months and 1 is passed and i did nothing(sooory)....as now only one month is left and just have to loose atleast 15kgs,..anyhow,..plz somebody help me...i just dont wanna any laughing sound wispering about me...plz help me...what should i do.? should i eat grean tea ?water?heonry?...anything else/..plz tell me?

Ok, here we go...
hy..
Good day!
i am a girl aged 15..
Ok, you've got my attention. Go on.
i did a bet with my college freind that on this vacation i will loose my weight and will probally become as slim as a pencil...
That was a bad idea. Honestly, what is it with young girls' obsession with weight? If you're thin enough that it's even physically possible to become that skinny (even metaphorically, of course) then you don't need a diet. You need a sandwich. Your friend should know better, though honestly college girls aren't widely known for their wisdom and intelligence either. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but current evidence suggests that not only are you not very smart, you're going to continue to not be very smart for years to come.
she said ok if you failed then i will tell this all to the whole class and everybody will make a big laugh on you...
Your friend's a bitch. Like, a first rate terrible human being. She's an adult who is emotionally bullying a child (you) and risking that child's health for her own amusement. She's not your friend. You're her toy. Also, your classmates are all losers. Don't let their popularity in your silly little school fool you into thinking otherwise.

When this happens, and it will happen, take a good look around the class. Look for anybody who isn't laughing. Anybody who just doesn't care about your ridiculous little bet. Anybody who thinks this whole thing is petty and not even worth taking a moment to look up from their book and see what everybody is laughing at. You want to make friends with that person.
as i had given 2 months and 1 is passed and i did nothing(sooory)....
That's alright, I can assure you that nobody expects a high school girl to be much good at anything. (Or a high school boy for that matter, so don't take this as an attack on gender.) If you had conviction and self-respect you wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
as now only one month is left and just have to loose atleast 15kgs,..
No you don't. You have to lose one "friend," possibly more.
anyhow,..plz somebody help me...i just dont wanna any laughing sound wispering about me...
Then you shouldn't hang out with petty idiots. (Also known as high school students.) I can sympathize with the fact that you have little choice in the matter. But you have plenty of choices on how you respond to the matter.
plz help me...what should i do.?
Read a book. Go for a walk. Find something somewhere in the world that you enjoy and enjoy it. Live your own life. Don't be a puppet for unimportant people who don't care about you.
should i eat grean tea ?water?heonry?...
If you like green tea, have some green tea. Definitely have some water, water is very good for you. Don't eat Henry.
anything else/..plz tell me?
You're beautiful. Your friend is ugly. Her glamorous college life is probably going to result in being raped at a party. As terrible a person as she is, she doesn't deserve that. But she's going to walk right into it because she's a puppet for her "friends." She won't be targeted for this, it'll just be a crime of convenience for the attacker. He won't even care, probably won't even know who she is. She probably won't report it, if she even remembers it.

Don't become your friend.